In Wisconsin, we love our drinks, whether it’s coffee, beer, cider, cocktails, milk or anything between! Sometimes, it’s about enjoying a tangy Bloody Mary during a brunch, going for a cool beer on a refreshing summer’s day, sipping cider among the fall leaves or having a classic old fashioned to warm up during the treacherous winter months. No matter what, these drinks invoke a Wisconsinites passion towards their home state. I mean, have you ever met a Wisconsinite who is not obsessed with Spotted Cow?
Take this quiz if you’ve ever wondered which Wisconsin drink you might be.
What is your favorite season?
A) Summer
B) Fall
C) Winter
D) Spring
You have a free day — what do you do?
A) Go to the lake
B) Hang out with friends — doesn’t matter where
C) Night out on the town
D) Go for a classic American brunch
Choose a favorite color.
A) Orange
B) Red
C) Blue
D) Pink
What’s your favorite dessert?
A) Ice cream
B) Pie
C) Cookies
D) Donuts
What do you look for in friends?
A) Super funny and loud
B) Calm and smiley
C) Sophisticated and elegant
D) Loving and interesting
How would you describe yourself?
A) Classic, a bit basic
B) A funky twist on the original
C) A trailblazer- there’s no one like me
D) A bit spicy- you never know what to expect
What subject do you find the most interesting?
A) Business
B) Psychology
C) History
D) Education
What’s your go-to TV show?
A) “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”
B) “Gilmore Girls”
C) “Bridgerton”
D) “How I Met Your Mother”
Results
If you got mostly A, you’re a Spotted Cow beer
You are traditional and love to soak up and enjoy the sun while having a good time with friends. You’re a classic — everyone loves you and wants to hang out with you!
If you got mostly B, you’re a Door County cider
You are very sweet, the epitome of the friendly next-door neighbor. People come to you for advice, and you always know how to have a good time.
If you got mostly C, you’re a brandy old fashioned
You are classic, sophisticated and elegant. People may take a second to warm up to you, but once they do, they realize you are truly amazing.
If you got mostly D, you’re Wisconsin bloody mary
You are a true Wisconsinite with your Midwestern kindness, but you’re also very interesting! You will always have a funny story to tell and entertain all your friends.
And if you got a mix of any of the answer options, you are a Leinenkugel’s beer
Leinenkugel’s is lesser-known and a bit different, but still absolutely amazing! Just like Leinenkugel’s beer offerings, you have a mix of interests and might be a bit underrated. But once people get to know you, they love you!
Cover art, tile page and quiz illustrations of various Wisconsin drinks created by Serena Jordahl.